those_guys: (nurse joy)
Route_29 NPCs ([personal profile] those_guys) wrote in [community profile] route_10652014-03-08 06:38 pm

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Who: Kayneth El-Melloi & Nurse Joy.
Where: A museum date in Ecruteak City.
When: Saturday, March 8th.
Summary: Kayneth uses his prize NPC date to test whether or not Nurse Joy is part of a clone army.
Rating: Presumably not that high, G?
Log:

[ Setting up the outing would have been as simple as calling the paper as directed by Blake. After giving the name of the "local celebrity" who had signed on, they would have been contacted with the details of the meet-up, and would then go to...well, meet up. Granted, in the case of the Nurse Joys it had been rather nebulous which was going to attend the meeting. The Nurse Joy in Olivine had been the one to sign up, but given that Kayneth El-Melloi was in Ecruteak, her younger sister was subbing in for her.

It was pretty unlikely anyone was going to notice the difference.

And anyway, Joy liked museums (or this particular Nurse Joy did), so heck yes she was going to go on an outing to a museum paid for by the paper. It had been a while since she had an evening off, anyway. And here is the first new piece of information about Joys for you, Kayneth: they can wear things other than their uniforms, although Joy's dress is still admittedly rather pink and her hair is done up in the style of Joys everywhere. You don't mess with a winning formula too much.

She's been given a general description of who to look for, so when she spots Kayneth she'll wave, smiling. ]


Mr. El-Melloi? I'm Joy.

[ Off-duty, WHAT UP. ]
enjoymyatelier: it's difficult to believe but people actually like this guy (possibly gentlemanly)

[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2014-03-09 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, it looked like forcing himself to learn how to clean had done Kayneth some good after all --- besides the obvious, of course. He'd half expected not to win with that, but luck was once again on his side.

...it had been a long time since it had, so he wasn't about to waste this opportunity on someone who wasn't one of the unsolved mysteries of this world. This is being done under the pretense of a date, so of course he'll be dressed to the nines.

He's not surprised that Nurse Joy is easily recognized, though he is a bit surprised that she's wearing something different. Maybe they aren't all clones/homunculi/constructs after all?

Well, only one way to find out...!]


Ah, good to see you, Ms. Joy. I hope you've had a pleasant day so far?
enjoymyatelier: have fun storming the castle, kayneth (a totally honorable mage duel)

[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2014-03-09 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
[...he does really want to figure out if there are any differences, but how do you do that without being ungentlemanly at best and creepy at worst

how difficult]


Well, I would imagine it's a long day, under most circumstances. ...Or does it go by quickly? I hope you don't mind me asking, at the very least.

[That was a good start, at least!]

And, yes, I have. It's been productive, at the very least.
enjoymyatelier: maybe he should check the foundations, come to think of it. (red car. good point.)

[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2014-03-09 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[... well, perhaps even beings created entirely for nursing can get bored doing the same thing all the time]

Well, I have heard that if you manage to find a job you love, you never have to work a day in your life. Still, even if you love what you do, I suspect a change of pace is always welcome.
enjoymyatelier: it's difficult to believe but people actually like this guy (possibly gentlemanly)

[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2014-03-10 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Well, there's no better time to visit than now, then, is there?

I believe we shall.

[Kayneth has been to the museum several times because he finds it relaxing, but hey, it's the sort of thing he doesn't really get bored of.

He holds the door open for her, because hey, he's a bit old-fashioned. That, and it's just polite.]
enjoymyatelier: kayneth looking smug as hell in a way that could possibly be construed as amicable (you cannot defeat him.)

[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2014-03-13 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
[hey who says you can't be a gentleman and think your date's part of a clone army

that is totally possible]


Well, obviously, we'll start on some new ones first... but, well, it should be your choice.

[see

gentlemanly]
enjoymyatelier: the fuck is that. (404 atelier not found)

[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2014-03-13 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
[...

conceal

don't feel
]


...Ah, yes. That's perfectly fine by me.
enjoymyatelier: god damn it is hard to be polite here. (you are straining the limits of my class)

[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2014-03-15 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
...very well, then.

[And so, they arrive, and Kayneth gets some really good practice pretending to enjoy himself. god this wouldn't even bother him if this was photography

or even actual real baby pokemon

but it's being passed off as art this is not art he's almost close to that impromptu performance]
enjoymyatelier: cue the red exclamation point over kiritsugu's head (jiiiiiiii...)

[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2014-03-16 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[it's cute but it doesn't belong in a museum, where is the examination of the human condition

or pokemon condition

or whatever
]


It is very skillfully done, I do agree. You can tell the artist has had a great deal of technical experience --- they did a good job of differentiating the texture of the skin and the texture of the bulb, for example.

[why isn't this, like, I don't know, Bulbpollo and Danphan or something]
enjoymyatelier: actual fuckin schoolboy (d...doki...)

[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2014-03-17 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
[look nurse joy we are not finishing each other's sandwiches that is where he draws the line

and he does genuinely appreciate the craftsmanship, even if he doesn't appreciate the subject matter]


Ah, yes, the naturalism can be commended. I'm not entirely sure if I ---

[...oh dear god is that a really, really nice Romantic-style painting of a baby Snivy sunning itself

he is still in the midst of being Mad About Art but he can't lie.

that is way too cute for him to get angry about...]


...like Bulbasaur as much as Snivy, honestly.
enjoymyatelier: no seriously what are you doing (uhhhhhhhh....)

[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2014-03-23 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[...AN ACTUAL POSSIBLE INDICATOR THAT SHE'S NOT A MEMBER OF A CLONE ARMY...?]

...ah, who is the artist? I'll admit, I haven't completely familiarized myself with the artistic community yet.
enjoymyatelier: the fuck is that. (404 atelier not found)

[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2014-03-25 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
[













WHAT THE FUCK IS KALOS]


Ah... that... might explain it, then...?
enjoymyatelier: kayneth looking smug as hell in a way that could possibly be construed as amicable (you cannot defeat him.)

[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2014-03-31 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, yes, it would have.

[...DOES... SHE KNOW HE'S

WELL

FOREIGN? WOULD THAT BE A POINT AGAINST HIM]


Ah, well, they're a bit obscure, really... you probably haven't heard of them.

[it is a gigantic surprise that a pair of hipster glasses didn't suddenly materialize on his face after that statement]
enjoymyatelier: you're being too preemptive, bro... (how about a toast to my victory)

[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2014-04-05 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[YES BUT NONE OF THEM ARE HIS FAVORITES AND HE'D RATHER TALK ABOUT THOSE]

Well, when it comes to sculpting, there's really no comparison to Gian Lorenzo Bernini. What that man was able to do with marble was positively amazing --- there's no way to provide you any sort of example, but all the same...

[you shouldn't have gotten him started]
enjoymyatelier: the fuck is that. (404 atelier not found)

[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2014-04-16 11:54 am (UTC)(link)
[...did he get asked out on a second date?

????

???????

okay anyway]


I would love to, but it would be extremely difficult for a fairly wide variety of reasons.
enjoymyatelier: :smith: (sola i'm dying)

[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2014-04-20 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
...

It's in a different country and I have absolutely no means of traveling there.

[...that's as good explanation as any.]