I CAME IN LIKE A POKEBALL

[these_balls]

Who: ANYONE AND EVERYONE
Where: ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE
When: May 29 - June 1
Summary: GET IN HERE AND MINGLE
Rating: BUT PLEASE MARK YOUR THREAD CONTENT ACCORDINGLY
Log:

"" (Watch on YouTube)

There's something strange, a sudden change
Around, all across the sky;
A change of scene as The Machine
Goes wild, and no one knows why

Everyone will say it's a great display
And we brought it for you
Cynthia and Lance set off Nukes From France™
Now you know what to do:

WE'RE KICKING OFF A ROUTE FOURTH WALL
BRING EVERY JOURNAL, ONE AND ALL
HAVE A PARTY, BREAK DOWN ALL THE WALLS
'Cause it's our game's anni-ver-er-sa-ry
And we're, so ha-a-a-ppy!

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Comments

[envy_the_sinners]

[Scar's been watching the rolling jar with mild curiosity as it clinks down the sidewalk, then... gets stuck. He approaches, frowning, and picks it up to have a closer look.

Whatever it is, it's repulsive. Hi, Envy. Have an Ishbalan sneering down at you like the disgusting worm thing you are.]

[jellyjar]

[Seriously?! In some strange foreign city and Scar finds it again?]

[...this one doesn't look quite the same, though. Huh. But Envy's distracted because if there's one thing it can't stand, it's being sneered at.]

Quit looking at me like that, you worm!

[THAT SURE IS ENVY'S SQUEAKY VOICE.]

[envy_the_sinners]

[Is that...? No, it can't be Envy, as much as it sounds like him.]

I am the worm?

[Honestly, Wormvy, take a look at your pathetic self.]

[jellyjar]

Of course you are, you're the human here.

[Tiny glaring!!]

[envy_the_sinners]

You are, quite literally, a talking green worm. And yet you are convinced that I am one.

[Stupid creature. But Scar can't help but ask...]

You wouldn't happen to know what a homunculus is, would you?

[jellyjar]

Huh?

[Envy's reaction is clearly one of bafflement that Scar doesn't already realize who he's talking to...but then it gives the equivalent of a full body shrug. Envy'd smirk if he could.]

Never heard of that word before.

[envy_the_sinners]

Hm.

[Except Envy is the type to lie. Sorry, buddy, but you have a really distinctive voice. Even when it's high pitched and squealing from the inside of a jar.]

Envy?

[jellyjar]

Oh, so you do know me.

[Envy's tail flicks back and forth.]

You should have known already. Did you get a knock to the head and forget?

...You are Scar, aren't you? Your face doesn't look right, but who else has a big ugly X on their face?

[envy_the_sinners]

[Scar's head lowers at the mention of his face. He has half the mind to smash the worm's jar, but given the resilience of homunculi, he doubts it would do much, even in their weakened state here.]

I am Scar, and if you utter one more word about my face, I will stamp you like a bug. The Envy I know is human shaped, and not trapped in a jar like the member of some scientist's specimen collection.

[Oh he's sure he'll love that.]

[jellyjar]

[Oh Envy sure does love that. Scar has never seen such an angry thing; Envy is practically hopping with fury.]

Shut up shut up! I would be human shaped if I wasn't in here! I'll kill you when I get out!

[envy_the_sinners]

But you aren't human shaped.

[...He is enjoying this far more than he would like to admit.]

And you cannot get out by your own power, else you would have already.

[jellyjar]

[SO ANGRY. SO UNTHREATENING. LIKE THE WORLD'S MEANEST, UGLIEST PURSE DOG.]

Just because I'm in here now doesn't mean I won't get out eventually! And then you'll pay! You and everyone you know!

[envy_the_sinners]

[HE'S GOING TO CARRY YOU AROUND AND TAKE YOU SHOPPING, THEN, ENVY. IN A CUTE LITTLE PURSE. AND CALL YOU FLUFFY.]

Are you trying to threaten me now?

[Still. Totally. Deadpan. Scar starts walking with the jar.]

I'll remind you, again, that you have absolutely no power.