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Heather Mason ([personal profile] foolishwren) wrote in [community profile] route_1065 2012-05-11 06:05 am (UTC)

Heather turned around to face Carmen once more, still owl-eyed.

"No, I uh..." Breathlessly, she gestured over her shoulder. "I was just expecting to see some dude in red and white stripes and a bobble-hat chilling on the beach somewhere back there!"

90's kid, 90's 4th-wall breaking.

Deal w/it.

"But-- uh... yeah. Hi."

She couldn't ever remember sounding lamer in her entire life.

Are you supposed to want to punch yourself in the face a lot while meeting celebrities? Because Heather found herself suddenly wanting to.

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