(And for once, Dante was awake nice and early for that shiny new job he's had for about a day. It really didn't take long for him at all to realize that the town was being flooded by undesirable poison types.

Kariya may notice this man in a red coat simply scoffing at the sight of encroaching muk.)

You know, it's the same old thing, no matter where I go: get some breakfast, walk down the street and just around the corner, there's something that wants to fight me. I guess I should thank you for the wake-up call.

(And he sarcastically bows, making the muk exchange confused looks with each other.

But once Dante fans the smell away from his nose, he starts getting a bit serious...only slightly.)

Kinda hard not to wake up to a smell like that. Tell you what: after I kick your asses, I might pick up some air freshener for you. Have fun, Sparda!

(And out from his pokeball comes a Scizor, giving the muk what would be a cocky smirk if he could give one.)

Get your stretching on and have at 'em!

(And after an application of agility, that Scizor starts whaling on those enemy poison types...and wow, those are some damn fine moves he's using. That guy's just all over the place, punching and slashing in a surprisingly stylish manner. This Scizor wasn't just trained like a pokemon...he was trained like a badass.)