"Rooooose!" It comes out as something halfway between a whine and snort of laughter. Sure, this is somewhat embarrassing, totally emasculating, and Rose is awful but it's also kind of funny. Besides, it's not like anybody is going to see this.

"Quit iii--"

The color drains from John's face as his stomach sinks to a new location somewhere in his right foot. He slowly turns his head to look back at the door. Please say he was just hearing things, please say he was just hearing things oh god he wasn't just hearing things Dave is standing in the doorway.

Hey, the frozen brain club has a new member holy shit this is pretty much the most awkward thing that has ever happened to John in his entire life. He's pretty sure there will never be a more mortifying moment than this one right here.