Of all the sights, his sister straddling his best friend to get a handful of rump was not one he'd expected! Consciously, Dave knew they were dating and engaged but the behind closed doors part never entered his mind. He really wishes he was that blissfully ignorant again. He liked being the mushroom in a dark corner. He opens his mouth to say something and shuts it again. "What are you doing? Attempting to star in a rodeo?"

Oh god, he just ran with the first thought that went racing through his head. "Uh, I mean, do you want me to turn away and pretend this never happened? I can wait until later to see you. Say hey sup you're awake! Get snarked at for drawing on your face and oh my god will you stop touching his butt until I'm out of here again??"