Can John just go crawl in a hole and die now? Like would that be a viable option in this scenario? Because that's really all he wants to do.
Especially once Dave opens his mouth.
Dude.
Dude why couldn't you just turn around and leave and not say anything? YOU HAD ONE JOB, DAVE. ONE JOB. John is fairly certain this is some kind of violation of the sacred bro code. You just pretend stuff like this doesn't happen. And never talk about it. Or acknowledge it.
Ever.
Yeah, he has nothing even remotely intelligent to add to this conversation. Or anything stupid, for that matter. So instead, he's just going to go for the highly embarrassed deer in the headlights look.
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Especially once Dave opens his mouth.
Dude.
Dude why couldn't you just turn around and leave and not say anything? YOU HAD ONE JOB, DAVE. ONE JOB. John is fairly certain this is some kind of violation of the sacred bro code. You just pretend stuff like this doesn't happen. And never talk about it. Or acknowledge it.
Ever.
Yeah, he has nothing even remotely intelligent to add to this conversation. Or anything stupid, for that matter. So instead, he's just going to go for the highly embarrassed deer in the headlights look.