"Okay, can we stop talking about butts now? I think I really might die if I hear the word 'butt' one more time in this conversation."

Die of laughter, of course. Real mature.

"And would you mind getting off of me so that I can actually hug you now? If you are lucky, I might even give you a 'Good morning, I missed you! Welcome back to the world of the conscious' kiss too.

Though morning breath, ewww.