The attempt would be considerably less sneaky, and John might not have noticed it had Michael J. not started yapping excitedly at the offering of fruit. Omgomgomgomgomg he doesn't know what this is but it looks delicious and he is going to eat it in one bite. Oh hey, guess what? It is delicious! Rose, I hope you are ready to have him come love on you once he's done eating his breakfast.

"Buuutttt...? Come on, you can't just cut it off there and leave me hanging."