"Okay well...maybe not the ENTIRE thing. But come on, it's me and Jade. I doubt our antics are anything to get up in arms about. I mean it's not like the trolls are with us or anything. We probably just have a bunch of everyday John and Jade adventures and generally try not to be bored out of our minds on a golden ship."

If only he knew.

If. Only.

"So I still stand by my point. I would much rather spend a week training and working and spending time with you guys then being caught in a brain time warp."