[Something was horribly, horribly wrong. He was absolutely certain of it, because the entire world seemed to be turning about around him and he could never quite seem to stay in one place for very long. Actually, quite literally not, as he seemed to be warping around like someone was teleporting him all over the place. One minute he would be standing somewhere in Violet, the next he would be all the way in Saffron and every new destination had him even more confused than the last.

So, when a completely clueless dirty blond with a blue sitar pops into existence near you it's time to ask yourself a very important question.

Approach/Flee/Item?]