[Harry's not alone in feeling burned out, although he's probably got more of an excuse for it than most. The holidays have been harder on the folks from Twin Peaks than most, probably.]
[But sadly for him, thinking he can get away with not enjoying the company while sitting in the middle of the dining room is a big mistake.]
[He may note some movement in his peripheral vision-- something black, roughly at eye-level. And it's getting closer. AND CLOSER.]
[And-- should he turn to look, it's-- ... it's a crow. A crow with a string tied around it, floating gently through the air with what must be a helium-filled orange balloon bumping gently against the ceiling as it goes.]
[The deep, indigo-black bird regards him solemnly, as if it had just stepped out of a poem written by Edgar Allen Poe. If, you know, he was high.]
[And then, it opens its beak and cheerfully delivers a single word of wisdom.]
I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE IF THIS MAKES THINGS WORSE
[But sadly for him, thinking he can get away with not enjoying the company while sitting in the middle of the dining room is a big mistake.]
[He may note some movement in his peripheral vision-- something black, roughly at eye-level. And it's getting closer. AND CLOSER.]
[And-- should he turn to look, it's-- ... it's a crow. A crow with a string tied around it, floating gently through the air with what must be a helium-filled orange balloon bumping gently against the ceiling as it goes.]
[The deep, indigo-black bird regards him solemnly, as if it had just stepped out of a poem written by Edgar Allen Poe. If, you know, he was high.]
[And then, it opens its beak and cheerfully delivers a single word of wisdom.]
BUTTS.