"Oh you little SHIT!"

That was what Heather tried to shout, but it came out sounding more like HUOAURGHRBL.

But if he thought she was going to take that lying down, he had another thing coming-- because as soon as he was on his feet, she snatched his ankles, wrapping an arm around them and going for his sneakers with the other.

GONNA TIE YOUR SHOELACES TOGETHER.

HOW D'YOU LIKE THEM ASPEAR BERRIES?