[Do you know how long it takes Albert to get out of a pair of shoes that happen to be singeing and/or on fire, Harry? Turns out it's approximately a quarter of a second per shoe. Which means that Albert is now clad in socks only, and he's doing the only thing he can think of to remedy this problem — snatching up the dog so he can get her someplace not wholly flammable, thanks.
Meanwhile, the dynamic duo of Scrappy and Sweep have just become aware that the house is partially on fire, and fire means ashes and dirt and mess, and that is Not Acceptable at All. So in scurry a Minccino and Cinccino to freak out a bit about this fire and add to the chaos while they're at it.]
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[Do you know how long it takes Albert to get out of a pair of shoes that happen to be singeing and/or on fire, Harry? Turns out it's approximately a quarter of a second per shoe. Which means that Albert is now clad in socks only, and he's doing the only thing he can think of to remedy this problem — snatching up the dog so he can get her someplace not wholly flammable, thanks.
Meanwhile, the dynamic duo of Scrappy and Sweep have just become aware that the house is partially on fire, and fire means ashes and dirt and mess, and that is Not Acceptable at All. So in scurry a Minccino and Cinccino to freak out a bit about this fire and add to the chaos while they're at it.]