[Dave ran smack into a doorframe and he fucking missed it. Sure he heard the THWAP and he can clearly see Dave staggering now, but he missed the glorious moment of contact. He didn't get the chance to immortalize it forever in his memory.]
[Fuck.]
[But oh hey, food. Food makes this slightly better only not really but he's hungry and this all smells amazing so, if nothing else, he can't be too upset.]
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[Dave ran smack into a doorframe and he fucking missed it. Sure he heard the THWAP and he can clearly see Dave staggering now, but he missed the glorious moment of contact. He didn't get the chance to immortalize it forever in his memory.]
[Fuck.]
[But oh hey, food. Food makes this slightly better only not really but he's hungry and this all smells amazing so, if nothing else, he can't be too upset.]
Damn, no kidding!