foolishwren: *morphs into an ordinary fist-sized onion and never morphs back* (hey IDIOTS... watch THIS.)
Heather Mason ([personal profile] foolishwren) wrote in [community profile] route_1065 2013-04-11 12:58 am (UTC)

[Heather runs from NO MAN.]

Fat chance!

[He's monopolized the cheeses, so she grabs a stick of celery with her free arm instead-- and scoops a glob of ranch dressing onto the end of it. Then she holds it up menacingly.]

Cease fire or your fancy tuxedo gets it.

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