[Now he could do the full ironic slow dance that was bro code for, I'd save your fuckin life. But with John he could just dance in general. Dave thinks about it and goes with the slow dance. He gives that much of a fuck.]

Hey, you're taking to me here. I know party 101 and 401, I know all of it. From how to get down to cruising down the lane. Like I'd make my prom night just being a wallflower. Got people to see and brand myself into their minds. You know it is.

[It's all a game. If he diverts the topic, he doesn't have to talk about any of the heavy stuff. That's fine by him.]