[Heather has another handful of dressing at the ready even as she backs away, because oh man he does not seem deterred at all.]
I'm warning you!
I'm armed!
The next one goes down your collar!
[Shut up Heather you can't even reach his collar.]
[Godzilla, meanwhile, looks torn between CARRYING HEATHER AWAY FROM THIS SITUATION... or just crawling under a table because Ralph is actually way bigger than he is.]
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[Heather has another handful of dressing at the ready even as she backs away, because oh man he does not seem deterred at all.]
I'm warning you!
I'm armed!
The next one goes down your collar!
[Shut up Heather you can't even reach his collar.]
[Godzilla, meanwhile, looks torn between CARRYING HEATHER AWAY FROM THIS SITUATION... or just crawling under a table because Ralph is actually way bigger than he is.]
[... He decides to crawl under the table.]