[Steadily getting on mom's nerves, judging by the look on her face and how she's brandishing a frosting-covered spoon at Naruto. A++]

Because your dad flew sixteen hours to get me, and then the sixteen hours to bring me here, y'know! You ask if you can help and then try to get out of it when I tell you what you can do! If I...

[The sentence died on her lips, unable to bring herself to even go as far as "If I had raised you..." Her wish had come to pass later in his life here, but left her to adjust to all the rapid changes in a whole different world. Her grip tightened slightly on the spoon as she turned back to her work.]

Just give me that bowl of white frosting over there...