[He stared at him, horrified and... seriously?]

But... that's a stupid plan. Everything you just said is completely moronic.

[Even with tears on his face, he still could not contain his sheer disbelieving incredulity. It was kind of overriding the hurt for the moment because what.]

I'm not calling you moronic by the way, but that plan is the stupidest idea I've ever heard. It sounds like something one of my cracked out genjutsu specialist cousins might have come up with.

Also, I'd have to go after Kushina-nee to even think about something stupid like that and I would never hurt her okay?!