No, I said you were old, and that you're wrinkly, I didn't say where. That swimsuit draws your attention to them you know. [Totally pointing at her thighs here.] SOME THINGS A GUY DOESN'T NEED TO BE INFORMED ABOUT LIKE THIS OKAY?!

[And then he huffed and made an aborted move to cross his arms before realizing that was a really unsafe action right about now. Might need to dodge and block here.]