[ Sollux has no need to do a rain dance. his ranting coupled with the spit from his stupid as fuck lisp already makes for a fancy one. Karkat has no idea why the Relicanth wouldn't be attracted to that.

oh. wait. nevermind. ]

Get over yourself, Sollux. I'm not Ampora who practically jumps flaming hoops for every opportunity to lustfully get your gears grinding. Though I'm impressed that I actually have your attention for more than two seconds. Amazing!

[ have a slow clap. ]

And here I thought that your deficiency in catching whatever it is you desire might stem from your mutated brain. Thanks for proving me wrong on that at least.