[ you know what he said about not hitting Sollux's head? forget it. Karkat smacks him one upside the head anyway. ]
What a grub. Are you going to cry and bloody your knuckles while you're at it? Just looking at you reminds me of how pathetic you really can be. Fuck, I'm getting a migraine just from having to listen to your mangled words and misconceptions. Truly I don't do anything ever but sit on my nubs and watch the hours tick by. It's not like I haven't been training and beating Gym Leaders this last year and a half or anything. Not like some of those haven't been elite challenges ever. But oh no. You're right. I'm just a lazy slob, growing roots that latch onto the chair so that I might become a literal potato, flipping through the channels and working to increase my waist size...
[ Karkat plucks out a pokéball and gives it a toss. Vivian, Karkat's Milotic, begins swimming about in the water below. ]
Dive down and fetch this grubling a Relicanth, would you? He might have an aneurism if he doesn't get it.
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What a grub. Are you going to cry and bloody your knuckles while you're at it? Just looking at you reminds me of how pathetic you really can be. Fuck, I'm getting a migraine just from having to listen to your mangled words and misconceptions. Truly I don't do anything ever but sit on my nubs and watch the hours tick by. It's not like I haven't been training and beating Gym Leaders this last year and a half or anything. Not like some of those haven't been elite challenges ever. But oh no. You're right. I'm just a lazy slob, growing roots that latch onto the chair so that I might become a literal potato, flipping through the channels and working to increase my waist size...
[ Karkat plucks out a pokéball and gives it a toss. Vivian, Karkat's Milotic, begins swimming about in the water below. ]
Dive down and fetch this grubling a Relicanth, would you? He might have an aneurism if he doesn't get it.