Well I wasn't really looking because I don't share your and Aradia's fascination with dead things, ghosts not withstanding, but...now that you mention it...yeah. [John furrows his brow, frowning slightly.] Maybe people never lived here or something, I dunno. Kind of out of my element here.

[It has nothing to do with ghosts or magic tricks or...hell, even space. He knows more about stars than he does this sort of thing. He's pretty sure he's not going to be of much help for the duration of their stay in Castle Creepyasfuck]

But at least I don't think we will have to worry about imps.