[Dave is there something you're not telling John here? Do your deep seated...whatever they are issues go past penises? Should he be concerned? Because you're talking about beastiality immediately after muttering to yourself about cat assholes.]
[Or maybe John just doesn't have the whole picture. Dear god, he hopes this is the case.]
[But he just takes all that in. And Dave, you do have a lot of valid points there, Bowser's sexual preferences not withstanding. And...okay, like the second half of that tangent there. Dave, what the hell. There's a long stretch of silence as John just gives Dave perhaps the blankest stare he's ever given him.]
[He opens his mouth and takes a deep breath. Then closes it. Then opens it again...]
Yeah, nope, I've got nothing.
[That was definitely a thing you said there, Dave. John doesn't even remember what the initial point was. He's just going to wander over here and examine this fucking tapestry. Golly gosh, I wonder what cryptic message this one has on it!!]
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[Or maybe John just doesn't have the whole picture. Dear god, he hopes this is the case.]
[But he just takes all that in. And Dave, you do have a lot of valid points there, Bowser's sexual preferences not withstanding. And...okay, like the second half of that tangent there. Dave, what the hell. There's a long stretch of silence as John just gives Dave perhaps the blankest stare he's ever given him.]
[He opens his mouth and takes a deep breath. Then closes it. Then opens it again...]
Yeah, nope, I've got nothing.
[That was definitely a thing you said there, Dave. John doesn't even remember what the initial point was. He's just going to wander over here and examine this fucking tapestry. Golly gosh, I wonder what cryptic message this one has on it!!]