[At least he's not actually mad or disgusted or anything like that. He's known Dave far too long to really be surprised that was just a very special ramble there and John would rather just leave it be.]

I don't know about three, but yeah, I have exactly zero of mine with me too. I think it's probably safe to say nobody does. Riku said he didn't have any of his when I ran into him earlier, and on top of that, I haven't seen anybody with their Pokémon out.