Right? Especially the cold. I can't handle goddamn ice, man. I'm too Texan for that shit.

[The absolute last thing he needs is that. He can handle heat, but cold? Nah, fuck it. The fact it's turning winter soon is not something Bro is looking forward to at all. The only way he made it through last winter was a combination of fire pokemon and his reindeer humping sweater.]

But come on man, this isn't the kind of thing you can just wing. Doing a little planning ain't gonna screw things up. It beats just wandering around aimlessly until something interesting happens.