Hell yeah!! [John fistpumps the air, following after Dave like...uh...]
[Like a carefree heir following-- wait this isn't even an analogy anymore this is basically what they are.]
[In any case, since this is only the first day and the staircase to the second floor has yet to make its appearance, the two boys waste an inordinate amount of time trying to find it. How much time? We just don't know, probably a good hour or two. Several times, they somehow managed to lose each other despite the fact that they were both absolutely sure they'd just been standing right next to each other. Something about this castle is just plain weird as fuck, but luckily they usually managed to find each other again fairly quickly, albeit in places they may not have expected.]
[No, John does not have to explain to you why he was trying on the helmet from that suit of armor, Dave. Don't give him that look, this is a judge-free zone. yes, he knows he's not going to find any stairs in there just drop it omfg let's go.]
[Eventually they wind back up in the hall of tapestries for what is either the fifth or sixth time. Or perhaps even more than that, John stopped bothering to keep track of the number of times they'd been in any particular room a while ago.]
Oka, I'm beginning to think we might just be going in circles here. Or that maybe this is just the shittiest castle imaginable and it only has one floor.
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[Like a carefree heir following-- wait this isn't even an analogy anymore this is basically what they are.]
[In any case, since this is only the first day and the staircase to the second floor has yet to make its appearance, the two boys waste an inordinate amount of time trying to find it. How much time? We just don't know, probably a good hour or two. Several times, they somehow managed to lose each other despite the fact that they were both absolutely sure they'd just been standing right next to each other. Something about this castle is just plain weird as fuck, but luckily they usually managed to find each other again fairly quickly, albeit in places they may not have expected.]
[No, John does not have to explain to you why he was trying on the helmet from that suit of armor, Dave. Don't give him that look, this is a judge-free zone. yes, he knows he's not going to find any stairs in there just drop it omfg let's go.]
[Eventually they wind back up in the hall of tapestries for what is either the fifth or sixth time. Or perhaps even more than that, John stopped bothering to keep track of the number of times they'd been in any particular room a while ago.]
Oka, I'm beginning to think we might just be going in circles here. Or that maybe this is just the shittiest castle imaginable and it only has one floor.