This castle was built by some four year with crayons. What kind of castle doesn't have a tower. This is just a stone building with no flying buttresses or wide open spaces. They need to fire the architect because when someone went hey yeah build me a castle they did whatever the hell he pleased and called it good.

[Dave kicks at a piece of debris with one foot like a sullen teenager. Running through a castle had been fun at firs t(not a castle) but now he's just bored. It doesn't even have anything leaping out to kill him. Not that he's complaining about the lack of needing to defend his life.

It would just be more exciting than this reject of an adventure.]

Hey. Let's go outside instead of rooting for stairs.