[Speaking of poor life choices, that sure is a rather nasty-looking tentacle monster looming up behind Ishimaru as he focuses on attempting to instill good moral values in Not!Chernobog.
And it sure is splitting its midsection open into a massive gaping maw lined with saliva-coated fangs as its tentacles reach toward his unsuspecting shoulders.
And it sure is looming closer.
...
And it sure is SCREECHING IN AGONY AS SOMEBODY PROCEEDS TO POP UP OUT OF NOWHERE AND BUST A RATHER ELEGANT MAHOGANY-WOOD ARMCHAIR OVER IT, followed by a thorough beating with the splintered remains of the piece that busted off in the cavalry's hands after the whole thing shattered from the force of the blow.]
WELCOME TO EARTH!
[...Yes, apparently Hardison did watch Independence Day with the cavalry at one point, um.]
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And it sure is splitting its midsection open into a massive gaping maw lined with saliva-coated fangs as its tentacles reach toward his unsuspecting shoulders.
And it sure is looming closer.
...
And it sure is SCREECHING IN AGONY AS SOMEBODY PROCEEDS TO POP UP OUT OF NOWHERE AND BUST A RATHER ELEGANT MAHOGANY-WOOD ARMCHAIR OVER IT, followed by a thorough beating with the splintered remains of the piece that busted off in the cavalry's hands after the whole thing shattered from the force of the blow.]
WELCOME TO EARTH!
[...Yes, apparently Hardison did watch Independence Day with the cavalry at one point, um.]