What? No! I didn't do anything!

[Though in retrospect, it does sound like he did something horrible, um.]

No, it's not anything like that! I'm just... having difficulty working out what I'm feeling. Shit, that sounds lame as fucking hell.

[He knows he's bright red and he ducks his head to hide his face behind his pompadour.]

It's dumb as fuck but it's bothering me a lot, okay!?

[oh, well there's the volume]