I'm calling that bull shit. You don't even have any evidence to back up that stupid theory! How the hell can hair affect your fortune telling anyway? I think this damn heat would kill your accuracy rate more than your bad hair cut helpin' it.

Look your hair is a fuckin' mess, you need to at least get it trimmed. Otherwise you're never gonna get any girls if ya look like you've been livin' outta a cardboard box.