"Oh my god! Dave, just because it has the word breast in it doesn't mean people don't take it seriously!" Dave, you're being so silly about this. And she's teaching you freestyle, anyways!

Jade practically jumps into the water, dipping her head under the water and resurfacing. She sighs contently as she floats on her back for a moment before she wades over to where Dave is crouching. "I'll show you that you won't sink. We'll start with floating. It requires no effort really, and it's calming."