I'll try, and you're correct. My last name is Lalonde.
[Rude maybe, but she apparently doesn't mind, all too happy to launch into an explanation.]
My brother and I weren't born by any conventional means. Back home, my friends and I played a video game that ended up sucking us into it and ending the world. Within the game, we were cloned from our parents. So while we share their DNA, our mother didn't give birth to us. From there, we were sent on meteors back into the past to Earth, where we were unceremoniously dumped and found by our parents. My mother - Roxy Lalonde - found and raised me in New York. My father - Dirk Strider - found and raised Dave in Texas.
That's also why, even though we're twins, I can solidly say I'm younger. His birthday is December 3rd, while mine is the 4th.
My fiance John and his twin sister Jade were also cloned in this same instance. By John himself.
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[Rude maybe, but she apparently doesn't mind, all too happy to launch into an explanation.]
My brother and I weren't born by any conventional means. Back home, my friends and I played a video game that ended up sucking us into it and ending the world. Within the game, we were cloned from our parents. So while we share their DNA, our mother didn't give birth to us. From there, we were sent on meteors back into the past to Earth, where we were unceremoniously dumped and found by our parents. My mother - Roxy Lalonde - found and raised me in New York. My father - Dirk Strider - found and raised Dave in Texas.
That's also why, even though we're twins, I can solidly say I'm younger. His birthday is December 3rd, while mine is the 4th.
My fiance John and his twin sister Jade were also cloned in this same instance. By John himself.