[Unfortunately, the guard is hanging around now because he's honestly not exactly sure what's happening here, but it seems stupid, and it involves two Japanese teenagers.

Leader Clair has more than expressed her opinion on Japanese teenagers already this evening.]

I don't see why that's something to be jealous over. I like you for reasons that have nothing to do with your headwear.

[And because this is quickly going south, she'll cast an obvious and deliberate glance over at the guard, as if just noticing him for the first time, and then — ]

Oh! Sorry, are we making too much noise?

[THIS IS OUR OUT, YUSUKE, DON'T SCREW IT UP NOW]