[A dance with explosions and lasers in the background? That sounds romantic as hell. If a little inappropriate for their current location. Although, he has been contemplating the trajectory of explosions he'd need to cause the villa to tumble into the falls...wouldn't that be simply glorious...

...ahem. Right. Back to reality, now.]

Leading, is it? I may have to take you up on that offer - even if I am rather unfamiliar with the woman's part.

[But that's the fun of it, right? Excuse him while he looks amused for a moment; he shouldn't be surprised that you know how to dance, really (being as you are). But still...how very quaint.]

Do you make a habit of this sort of thing, back home?