[Yep, he sure is looking at Cynthia with genuine pity. Everyone should have Thawfest!
But anyway, back to him...]
Well, Berk does have that, and every year I'm "challenged" -- [Fingerquotes included.] -- by the same guys who think that maybe, just maybe, things'll be different.
But they're not. Because I'm awesome. I'm the strongest and the fastest, and they should really just stop before they hurt themselves! Oh well, at least I get a shiny new medal...
[He misses his medals.]
And now that we have dragons, we made up new games and stuff so they could help us compete! Everyone was all, "Ooh, Hiccup tamed a Night Fury, he's got a chance to win this!" [Okay, but was the falsetto and the fake swoon really necessary, Snotlout?] Ha! They totally underestimated Hookfang n' me. And warriors don't like to be underestimated.
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[Yep, he sure is looking at Cynthia with genuine pity. Everyone should have Thawfest!
But anyway, back to him...]
Well, Berk does have that, and every year I'm "challenged" -- [Fingerquotes included.] -- by the same guys who think that maybe, just maybe, things'll be different.
But they're not. Because I'm awesome. I'm the strongest and the fastest, and they should really just stop before they hurt themselves! Oh well, at least I get a shiny new medal...
[He misses his medals.]
And now that we have dragons, we made up new games and stuff so they could help us compete! Everyone was all, "Ooh, Hiccup tamed a Night Fury, he's got a chance to win this!" [Okay, but was the falsetto and the fake swoon really necessary, Snotlout?] Ha! They totally underestimated Hookfang n' me. And warriors don't like to be underestimated.