[Lancer had already been drinking for some time. Which was no problem for him, but a big problem to literally every single person he came into contact with.]
[And that's the story of how an ancient Irish hero in a Hawaiian shirt and leather pants kicked open the door and nearly took it off its hinges.]
WHAT'S UP, YOU DEPRESSING BASTARDS?! TURN A FUCKIN' LIGHT ON, WHY DON'T YOU?!
i'm sorry for this
[Lancer had already been drinking for some time. Which was no problem for him, but a big problem to literally every single person he came into contact with.]
[And that's the story of how an ancient Irish hero in a Hawaiian shirt and leather pants kicked open the door and nearly took it off its hinges.]
WHAT'S UP, YOU DEPRESSING BASTARDS?! TURN A FUCKIN' LIGHT ON, WHY DON'T YOU?!