There are Eevee everywhere. There are all different kinds of Eeveelutions all around. They seem very curious about this guy marching through the grass, trying to stick to paths, looking pretty angry about the whole thing.]
Would you get out of here already?! [He snatches up a rock and launches it at a Leafeon, who he's taken to calling Delta. (They all have names now. All the ones of the same type are the same name because he can't tell any of the individuals apart. The green ones are Delta. All of them.) Naturally, Church misses completely and just sighs about it. There's nobody around for him to give excuses to, right? Totally.] Go bother somebody else!
[B] [You know all those jokes about Wailords and how you can't take them anywhere because they're massive? Yeah, Church doesn't know about those. He does know about much, much smaller Wailmers. And he has one that likes to pop out at inappropriate times, that being a.) not during a battle and b.) not anywhere even remotely near water.
So while he's only half actually paying attention to the bits and bobs he's windowshopping for, his pokeball wiggles, jiggles, and a crash and tossed over merchandise later:]
Wai-!
Shut the fuck up Caboose and get back in the ball. I am not paying for anything you break.
Church | Red vs Blue
[There are Eevee.
There are Eevee everywhere. There are all different kinds of Eeveelutions all around. They seem very curious about this guy marching through the grass, trying to stick to paths, looking pretty angry about the whole thing.]
Would you get out of here already?! [He snatches up a rock and launches it at a Leafeon, who he's taken to calling Delta. (They all have names now. All the ones of the same type are the same name because he can't tell any of the individuals apart. The green ones are Delta. All of them.) Naturally, Church misses completely and just sighs about it. There's nobody around for him to give excuses to, right? Totally.] Go bother somebody else!
[B]
[You know all those jokes about Wailords and how you can't take them anywhere because they're massive? Yeah, Church doesn't know about those. He does know about much, much smaller Wailmers. And he has one that likes to pop out at inappropriate times, that being a.) not during a battle and b.) not anywhere even remotely near water.
So while he's only half actually paying attention to the bits and bobs he's windowshopping for, his pokeball wiggles, jiggles, and a crash and tossed over merchandise later:]
Wai-!
Shut the fuck up Caboose and get back in the ball. I am not paying for anything you break.