I'd take good care of you! Draw pictures of food and drag them over to you, let you wrestle with Pixelsnake to keep you strong...

[...She'd probably be a little lonely, always talking to a screen, but she doesn't stop joking. Everything would reset in a few days, she's...sure of it... She's not worried, and that's totally not why her hand phases into pixels and her chin hits the table.]

Ow! Stupid glitch...