Oh, no, I absolutely sympathize with you on that front. However, those are currently better known than those lobsters you have and they're far stranger. ...then again, I suppose we all have our straws that break the camel's back in terms of ridiculousness.

...and no, I absolutely wouldn't eat one, but I imagine I'd feel rather strange about that given that Pokemon tend to be at least borderline sapient. With that said, I am curious about all of these unknown Pokemon, so I may as well take one off your hands.