[.... HE... HE MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY TRANSMUTE HIS POKEMON.]
[But he holds off, listening warily-- a psychic? What? He's never heard of anything like tha-- OH HOLY WHAT]
[At the flash of light and ensuing appearance of the Alakazam, Wrath springs back in a big, exaggerated leap, like some kind of demented backwards grasshopper. Did-- did Archer just transmute a chimera out of nowhere? He isn't even supposed to have alchemy! Where did that come from, the snow? WHAT JUST HAPPENED.]
[But his alarm fades quickly into scowling once more. How dare you accuse him of not thinking things through! WHY, HE OUGHTA...]
[He looks the 'chimera' up and down, scrutinizing. It doesn't look so tough. Those long limbs look physically frail, and the long trailing whiskers hanging from its snout would be convenient for yanking and throwing. The things Archer said it could do are awfully worrying, but...]
You're bluffing, chimeras can't do stuff like that!
[Not that he's an expert but he's pretty sure, okay? Which is why, predictably, his next move is to leap at the closest tree and use a low-hanging, springy branch as a point to launch himself at the Alakazam. NOPE. NOT THINKING THINGS THROUGH SENSIBLY AT ALL.]
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[But he holds off, listening warily-- a psychic? What? He's never heard of anything like tha-- OH HOLY WHAT]
[At the flash of light and ensuing appearance of the Alakazam, Wrath springs back in a big, exaggerated leap, like some kind of demented backwards grasshopper. Did-- did Archer just transmute a chimera out of nowhere? He isn't even supposed to have alchemy! Where did that come from, the snow? WHAT JUST HAPPENED.]
[But his alarm fades quickly into scowling once more. How dare you accuse him of not thinking things through! WHY, HE OUGHTA...]
[He looks the 'chimera' up and down, scrutinizing. It doesn't look so tough. Those long limbs look physically frail, and the long trailing whiskers hanging from its snout would be convenient for yanking and throwing. The things Archer said it could do are awfully worrying, but...]
You're bluffing, chimeras can't do stuff like that!
[Not that he's an expert but he's pretty sure, okay? Which is why, predictably, his next move is to leap at the closest tree and use a low-hanging, springy branch as a point to launch himself at the Alakazam. NOPE. NOT THINKING THINGS THROUGH SENSIBLY AT ALL.]