[Yusuke stares blankly at her. Is she screwing with him? He doesn't think she's screwing with him. He opens his mouth. Closes it. Opens it again, then, seeming to reconsider, closes it again and shakes his head.]
Y'know what? Nevermind.
[IF SHE DOESN'T GET IT, HE'S NOT GONNA EXPLAIN IT TO HER. He's got way better things to do, like give the carnie the evil eye until he gives him that damn stuffed animal already. That seems to do the trick: upon noticing that Yusuke looks like he's about five seconds from busting his skull open, the carnie scrambles up onto his feet and hastily retrieves the Entei plushie, which he then holds out to Yusuke with shaky, sweaty hands. With a cheery "thanks!", Yusuke snatches the plushie away and turns around to join Maka again, shoving the plushie beneath one arm like an enormous stuffed football as he goes.]
Look, the point is is that you're pretty and you don't do anything like breathe through your mouth or pick at your crotch while everybody's watching, so I don't see why you wouldn't look like the type of person who goes on dates. But hey, if this guy's not your boyfriend, then he's not your boyfriend. I was just wondering. I mean, it's not like people usually win prizes for their friends.
[Or at least, they usually don't in his experience, anyway. Then again, most of his friends are assholes like him, sooo...]
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[Yusuke stares blankly at her. Is she screwing with him? He doesn't think she's screwing with him. He opens his mouth. Closes it. Opens it again, then, seeming to reconsider, closes it again and shakes his head.]
Y'know what? Nevermind.
[IF SHE DOESN'T GET IT, HE'S NOT GONNA EXPLAIN IT TO HER. He's got way better things to do, like give the carnie the evil eye until he gives him that damn stuffed animal already. That seems to do the trick: upon noticing that Yusuke looks like he's about five seconds from busting his skull open, the carnie scrambles up onto his feet and hastily retrieves the Entei plushie, which he then holds out to Yusuke with shaky, sweaty hands. With a cheery "thanks!", Yusuke snatches the plushie away and turns around to join Maka again, shoving the plushie beneath one arm like an enormous stuffed football as he goes.]
Look, the point is is that you're pretty and you don't do anything like breathe through your mouth or pick at your crotch while everybody's watching, so I don't see why you wouldn't look like the type of person who goes on dates. But hey, if this guy's not your boyfriend, then he's not your boyfriend. I was just wondering. I mean, it's not like people usually win prizes for their friends.
[Or at least, they usually don't in his experience, anyway. Then again, most of his friends are assholes like him, sooo...]