The ship didn't even make it. This game is busted to Namco and back. Hundreds of other characters woke up here, just like me, and nobody knows how to get out of here. So we're part of this game now.

Naturally they stuck me on the wrong side.

_{[He tugs at his uniform, bearing a big red R across his chest.]}

Worst part is, I think everyone else got fried on the way in because they don't seem to get that this is a video game. They all think they're players.