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Heinz Doofenshmirtz ([personal profile] big_laundry) wrote in [community profile] route_1065 2015-11-30 04:50 am (UTC)

Heinz Doofenshmirtz | Phineas and Ferb

[Something's happening to Doof, so the natural reaction is to start yelling.]

Aaaah! Aaaaaah I'm falling!

Wait...wait...I'm not actually falling...

[No in fact he had been lying on the ground, attracting the attention of a rock nose monster during his fit. Rather, he was in the middle of a path going through a forested area of all things. Maybe Doofenshmirtz should check these things more often. ]

Weird...it's like I'm in another dimension or something...you know, like I did this before, but like instead I ruled this dimension...DO I rule this dimension? No? I'll go with yes.

[He points to the nose monster. Clearly something his dimensional counterpart invented.]

Aha! Nose robot! Do my bidding! Go and...take me to my leader...I mean your leader! I mean my me!

[...Nosepass doesn't understand a lick of what Doof's saying, but nonetheless continues on its way. Doof, deciding this thing is a trained robot guide, follows it.]

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