[Ugh, what about Davesprite? Was the empress seriously fabricating shipping bullshit for drama? Who even DOES that?!]
[She doesn't say anything else until he's finished, but even then there's a long pause.
A house fell on her.
A house.
It takes a moment, but she smiles slightly. Then lets out a laugh. But it's not an amused laugh, it sounds more like a cracked laugh trying to hide something else.]
Of--of course it did. [Jade's voice wavers--don't do it Harley--tears spring to her eyes and she can't swipe them away fast enough before they start pouring down.] That's--that's funny isn't it? A house fell on me! Ding dong, the wicked witch is dead!
[Apparently someone in the cosmos thought it was funny, but that person certainly wasn't named Jade Harley or Dave Strider.]
Oh god...I'm sorry...this happened way sooner than I thought it would.
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[She doesn't say anything else until he's finished, but even then there's a long pause.
A house fell on her.
A house.
It takes a moment, but she smiles slightly. Then lets out a laugh. But it's not an amused laugh, it sounds more like a cracked laugh trying to hide something else.]
Of--of course it did. [Jade's voice wavers--don't do it Harley--tears spring to her eyes and she can't swipe them away fast enough before they start pouring down.] That's--that's funny isn't it? A house fell on me! Ding dong, the wicked witch is dead!
[Apparently someone in the cosmos thought it was funny, but that person certainly wasn't named Jade Harley or Dave Strider.]
Oh god...I'm sorry...this happened way sooner than I thought it would.