[He is literally the worst at being a friend, he just stands there and looks Concerned and useless until she gets up again and addresses him. Right. Story.]

I mean, I was trying to find out what happened, but your teen granddad was busy being a glowing anime supernova of some kind, and Karkat was off in the woods somewhere, and John's foxy evil mom was busy getting into fisticuffs with Gamzee until Terezi jumped in and all of them were ignoring me in favor of that utter clusterfuck. And I don't know where the fuck John was for all this but I didn't have a lot of time to look around since then I had to--

[A beat.]

Uh, then Jack showed up. Jack and taller white Jack, who was also a dog. Did you know about that one?