[This conversation, it just keeps happening. When will the words stop. Why didn't he just conveniently lock himself out of the hotel when Dave first had this idea? It's only slightly freezing outside, he could have made it! FFFFUUUUUUCCKK.]
Oh, I see, of course! So because you don't like my personality, you're asking me to change, like it's any fucking easier to be around a bunch of fucking humans with totally different cultural norms! [Not that there weren't trolls who found his swearing offensive, but goddammit he is so tired of this horseshit, isn't it enough that he's fucking surrounded?] What do you propose, then? Shall I sand down my horns and file my teeth for you? Oh wait look, that's already been taken care of! So sad, I can't even present you with their powdered remains to slather all over your naked body like you've patented fucking troll Repel!
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Oh, I see, of course! So because you don't like my personality, you're asking me to change, like it's any fucking easier to be around a bunch of fucking humans with totally different cultural norms! [Not that there weren't trolls who found his swearing offensive, but goddammit he is so tired of this horseshit, isn't it enough that he's fucking surrounded?] What do you propose, then? Shall I sand down my horns and file my teeth for you? Oh wait look, that's already been taken care of! So sad, I can't even present you with their powdered remains to slather all over your naked body like you've patented fucking troll Repel!