--Oh my god, that's right, you didn't hear the full story.

[Because he was being a pedantic shitbaby, of course.]

The long and short of it is John realized that the movies he lauded in the past were really crappy. That was the shitbaby implosion. He got really mad and screamed a lot, kicking and screaming on his driveway, until he tired himself out and fell asleep.

He was a grumpy fucker, it got really tiring.