[—Hey fuck you, okay, those romance novels aren't going to read themselves. Karkat's put-upon frown at Dave are largely for show, though (like that's any surprise). He may be somewhat wary of meeting an adult in person because no, he still hasn't gotten over how weird that is yet, but if this Carolina merits that sort of praise, she ought to be cool, right? Probably. Fuck, Dave had better not be screwing with him.]

I make no promises, douche lord. And what kind of alien are you talking about? Wait, how does her friend "have" an alien kid, are they not an alien too? How the fuck does that work?